{"id":32857,"date":"2025-08-20T03:09:00","date_gmt":"2025-08-20T07:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.golfreportlatino.com\/dev\/?p=32857"},"modified":"2025-08-16T06:13:38","modified_gmt":"2025-08-16T10:43:38","slug":"el-otro-yo-del-sr-golfista","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.golfreportlatino.com\/dev\/?p=32857","title":{"rendered":"El otro yo del Sr. Golfista…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Marcelo H. Barba.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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Todo se inici\u00f3 cuando \u00abJaure\u00bb, un amigo de nuestra tradicional l\u00ednea de juego, hizo un comentario sobre el nivel de hipocres\u00eda que se observa en el Golf… Me dijo: \u00bfpor qu\u00e9 no escribes algo sobre este tema…?<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\nLo miramos sorprendidos pero enseguida entendimos a qu\u00e9 se refer\u00eda, es decir, a los falsos \u2018piropos’ que normalmente nos propinamos los unos a otros cada vez que ejecutamos un tiro… \u00bfSomos sinceros…?
\nAll\u00ed mismo comenz\u00f3 un divertido di\u00e1logo y nos imaginamos algunas frases c\u00e9lebres que intentamos traducir desde \u2018el otro yo’ del hip\u00f3crita, festejando cada ocurrencia y pensando una larga lista de situaciones t\u00edpicas.<\/p>\n


\nJaure continu\u00f3: Cuando uno compite con un hip\u00f3crita y te dice: \u2018Qu\u00e9 buen drive…’; en realidad su otro yo est\u00e1 pensando en: \u2018Que se vaya al agua…’. Es un elogio disfrazado…!!! Dej\u00e9monos de endulzar cada ejecuci\u00f3n, no esperemos que los dem\u00e1s que observan nuestros tiros nos exalten ante cada golpe… \u00bfAcaso no es preferible, m\u00e1s digno y elegante el silencio…? \u00bfQu\u00e9 queremos, que nos aplaudan…?
\nPorque finalmente, ya sabemos lo que cuesta hacer un buen tiro con nuestros niveles de amateurs de fin de semana, digamos que muchas ejecuciones que consideramos buenas nos salen de casualidad… no?\u00bb
\nAqu\u00ed les dejo una lista de esas expresiones cl\u00e1sicas (algunas) con sus correspondientes traducciones, para que Uds. tambi\u00e9n recuerden esos momentos de \u2018elogios hip\u00f3critas’ que seguramente vivieron, intuyendo que pod\u00edan tener otra lectura e interpretaci\u00f3n distinta<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
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Cuando <\/span>un<\/span>golfista <\/span>observa<\/span>dor<\/span> dice<\/span>:<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n

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En realidad<\/span>,<\/span>\u201csu otro yo\u201d <\/span>pens<\/span>\u00f3 <\/span>as\u00ed<\/span>:<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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Qu\u00e9 buen tiro…!! <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n

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Q<\/span>ue <\/span>pique mal<\/span>, corta y desviada<\/span>…<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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Menos mal<\/span>, parece <\/span>que <\/span>se salva<\/span> del<\/span> agua… <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n

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Que caiga, que se hunda 100 metros…<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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Qu\u00e9 excelente approach… <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n

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Una porquer\u00eda de tiro, ni siquiera fue recto<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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Qu\u00e9 buen Putt<\/span>, qu\u00e9 nivel<\/span>… <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n

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C\u00f3mo h<\/span>izo<\/span> e<\/span>l<\/span> desgraciado para embocar…???<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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Qu\u00e9 sacada <\/span>genial <\/span>de bunker<\/span>..!!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n

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Que se quede a vivir en la arena…<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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No importa… igual es <\/span>un <\/span>buen tiro<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n

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Es un asco, otro pifie<\/span> m\u00e1s<\/span>, que falle otra vez…<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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Se<\/span> fue larga… <\/span>una pena<\/span>,<\/span>p<\/span>orque<\/span> e<\/span>ra<\/span> buena<\/span>.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n

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Qu\u00e9 filazo, la sacaste barata<\/span>, te hizo precio<\/span>…<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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Que llegue… que llegue…<\/span> dale gas..<\/span>!!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n

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Frena<\/span>…<\/span> qu\u00e9<\/span>date corta, m\u00e1s corta…<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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Qu\u00e9 buen swing <\/span>que <\/span>t<\/span>i<\/span>en<\/span>e<\/span>s…<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n

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Qu\u00e9 swing <\/span>de <\/span>marica<\/span>, <\/span>de bailar\u00edn <\/span>rid\u00edculo<\/span>…<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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Qu\u00e9 buena t\u00e9cnica…<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n

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Te sali\u00f3 de pura suerte, animal<\/span>ito de Dios<\/span>…<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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Lindo equipamiento el tuyo, eh?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n

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L\u00e1stima<\/span>el jugador que los usa<\/span>, no<\/span>…<\/span>?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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No<\/span>, no<\/span> fue suerte<\/span>…<\/span> fue <\/span>un tiro con calidad<\/span>.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n

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Qu\u00e9 tremendo c…. tiene e<\/span>ste<\/span>suertudo<\/span>.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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P<\/span>ero p<\/span>or favor<\/span>…<\/span>adelante peg<\/span>a<\/span>tu<\/span>primero.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n

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N<\/span>o te toca<\/span> sucio<\/span>, ojal<\/span>a<\/span> la saques fuera de l\u00edmites…<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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Qu\u00e9 handicap t<\/span>i<\/span>en<\/span>e<\/span>s..?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n

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Qu\u00e9 l<\/span>adr\u00f3n<\/span> de gallinas<\/span>… <\/span>Pirata de las canchas…<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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C\u00f3mo no… <\/span>ven<\/span> con nosotros, <\/span>es <\/span>un placer<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n

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Por <\/span>Dios,<\/span>que juegue <\/span>en otra l\u00ednea, <\/span>es<\/span> un desastre<\/span>.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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Nos encanta jugar con mujer<\/span>es<\/span>…<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n

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Qu\u00e9 castigo… \u00bfde d\u00f3nde sali\u00f3 esta <\/span>hembra<\/span>…<\/span>?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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\u00bfTe anoto Par…?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n

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Qu\u00e9 lindo ser\u00eda <\/span>anotarte un cu\u00e1druple boggie…<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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S\u00ed… me parece que pas<\/span>a<\/span> el agua<\/span> de aire…<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n

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Que se quede<\/span> corto… que aprenda<\/span> a calcular.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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C\u00f3mo corre e<\/span>l<\/span> green<\/span>,<\/span>se<\/span> pas<\/span>\u00f3 un poco…<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n

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Burro… <\/span>menos mal que no <\/span>ere<\/span>s cirujano.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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Se te desvi\u00f3 un poquit<\/span>it<\/span>o a la izquierda…<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n

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Creativo<\/span>,<\/span> el <\/span>gancho de carnicero…<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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Qu\u00e9 lindo efecto \u2018fade\u2019 que le <\/span>pusiste<\/span>…<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n

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Cu\u00ed<\/span>date <\/span>de <\/span>la nuca que <\/span>dobla <\/span>y vuelve<\/span>, qu\u00e9 slice<\/span>…<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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S\u00ed, las \u201cProve\u201d son muy buenas <\/span>pelotas<\/span>…<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n

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S<\/span>i <\/span>a <\/span>ti<\/span> te da lo mismo jugar con piedras…<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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\u00bfLe damos paso a la l\u00ednea de atr\u00e1s?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n

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Ap<\/span>\u00fa<\/span>rate momia<\/span>, que <\/span>as\u00ed <\/span>llegamos <\/span>en Navidad<\/span>…<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

Hasta la pr\u00f3xima
\nMarcelo H. Barba<\/p>\n\n\n

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Marcelo H. Barba.   Todo se inici\u00f3 cuando \u00abJaure\u00bb, un amigo de nuestra tradicional l\u00ednea de juego, hizo un comentario sobre el nivel de hipocres\u00eda que se observa en el Golf… Me dijo: \u00bfpor qu\u00e9 no escribes algo sobre este tema…? Lo miramos sorprendidos pero enseguida entendimos a qu\u00e9 se…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5688,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,871,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32857","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-3instruccion","category-marcelo-barba","category-2noticias"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golfreportlatino.com\/dev\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32857"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golfreportlatino.com\/dev\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golfreportlatino.com\/dev\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golfreportlatino.com\/dev\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5688"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golfreportlatino.com\/dev\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32857"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/www.golfreportlatino.com\/dev\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32857\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":65101,"href":"https:\/\/www.golfreportlatino.com\/dev\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32857\/revisions\/65101"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.golfreportlatino.com\/dev\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32857"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golfreportlatino.com\/dev\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32857"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.golfreportlatino.com\/dev\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32857"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}